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I've decided to give you boys
your diplomas in private

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because you graduated
with the lowest honors

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in our school's history.

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- Gee, thanks, Dean Gonga.
- You're a swell guy.

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Ow! Cut it out.

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And, I might add, you will never
get a job in the United States

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with your school record.
But as we find jobs

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for all our students, I've
decided to take care of you.

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That's great.
We'll get that pa...

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Hello? Hello?

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♪ Hello ♪
♪ Hello ♪

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♪ Hello ♪

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Hello!
Hello!

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<i>Viva!
Viva!</i>

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Hold it.

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Oh!
Oh!

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Go on, get away from here.

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I'm sorry, Dean.

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Now, what about the job
and where do we go?

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Oh, you're going to
Glenheather Castle in Scotland.

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Oh, boy, Scotch.
I love it.

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You take a tall, thin glass,
you put the ice in it...

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Quiet, McNothing.

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Quiet, yourself.

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You know, you tell me
to be quiet,

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but I'll make a noise
around here...

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Aye, aye, ah!
Let him alone!

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Oh, oh.

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I'm sorry, Dean.
Now, what about Scotland?

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Well, in Glenheather Castle,
certain valuable objects of art

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have been disappearing,

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and the servants are blaming it
on ghosts.

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Ghosts.

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Quiet.

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You will prove there are no
ghosts and find the culprits

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who are stealing
these objects of art.

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Ghosts give me the creeps.
I'm not going!

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Hey, wait a minute.
Get him.

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You just got the diploma here.

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What do you mean, not going?
You're going to Scotland

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if we go to Scotland.

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- We all graduated together.
- We go together.

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You're darn right we do,
and remember that.

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I'm telling you that.

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You idiots!

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Ah!

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We're sorry.
It's merely an accident.

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That couldn't happen again
in a thousand times.

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Uh... Uh... Uh...

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Oh, you have a little fleck
on your chin. Pardon me.

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There we are.

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Oh, now, take it easy, boss.
Don't get excited.

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We'll help you clean it up
when we get back from Scotland.

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And you guys!

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You had to spill the ink,
didn't you?

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Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh!
Come on.

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Ah, ah, oh, oh!

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We got it.

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Look at the size of this shack.

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Train leaving on Track 4.

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All aboard.

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What's the matter with you?
This is a castle, you nitwit.

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Say, they say there's a lot
of ghosts in castles.

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That's a lot of baloney.

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There's nothing in here
to be scared of.

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The earl will see you now.

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This way, please.

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Hey, Moe, is my slip showing?

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No. Go on,
go on, go on.

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Come in, lads.
Come in.

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Well, well, so you're true
Scotchmen, are you?

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Hoot man!
Hoot man!

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Nacht by nacht.
And today too.

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Meet McLarry, McShemp
and I'm McMoe.

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Hiya, mac.

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- Hiya, mac.
- Glad to mac-meet you.

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Lads, me secretary.

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Nice to know you, laddies.

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A charming bit of thistledown,

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if I say so myself. Aye.

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And what might your name be,
lass?

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Perhaps you've heard it.
'Tis Lorna Doone.

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Hiya, Lorna, how you doin'?

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Ow!

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You must be a bit weary

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after your long journey.

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Aye.
Aye.

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Aye-aye-aye.

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Would you like a wee snifter?

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Hoot man!
That we would, that we would.

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Yowsah, that's what the man
said. He said, yowsah.

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Say, what part of Scotland
are you from?

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He's from Southern Scotland,

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below the McMason-McDixson Line.

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McYowsah, that's what the man...

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McPherson, the Scotch broth.

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McPHERSON:
Yes, milord.

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Here it is, m'lads,
the very best.

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Good health to you.

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When he said snifter,

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he wasn't kidding.

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Have another?

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No, thanks, I gotta drive.

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McPherson, lock it up again.

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It's 150 years old.

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With a little luck,
it should get to be 250.

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McPherson, fetch me the rest
of me correspondence.

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Yes, milord.
Aye.

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And now, lads, I'll tell you
why I sent for you.

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I want you to guard
me valuables tonight,

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for I'm off to a gathering
of the clan.

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Oh, a clan bake, eh?

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Quiet.
Oh!

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You got nothing
to worry about, earl.

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Say, earl, there's no ghosts
here, is there?

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No. 'Tis only a rumor.

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A lot of foolishness.

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The taxi is waiting,
Your Lordship.

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One moment. I have some
instructions for these lads.

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Beg pardon, sir, but it's
tuppence a minute

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for waiting time.

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Yikes!

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Lorna, McPherson,

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we've gotta scare those jokers
out of the castle

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and make our last haul
before the earl gets back.

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But what if they
don't scare easily?

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Then we'll use drastic measures.

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Aye, 'tis good.

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I'd better show them
to their bedroom now.

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See you later.

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You'll find this very
comfortable when the cold,

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clammy wind howls over the moors
like a lost soul.

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Good night.

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Good night.

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Pleasant dreams.

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Oh, if you want anything,
just wail, hm?

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Like a lost soul.

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Say, fellas,
I ain't tired anymore.

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Maybe one of you guys
ought to turn in.

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Go on, get in the bed.

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You grab some shuteye
while Shemp and I

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go downstairs and look around.

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Come on.
Wait a minute, Moe.

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I feel kind of edgy myself.

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I ought to take something
for my nerves.

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Like what?
A trip home.

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Come on, get going.

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But wait a minute, I am nervous.

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Well, if you're so nervous,
grab that gun.

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Hurry up.

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Oh! Oh!

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I didn't mean it, Moe.
I didn't mean it.

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I didn't mean it.
Are you all right?

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Yeah. Come on, you.
Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ow, ow, ow!

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Next time be more careful.

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Lorna, you see if you can open
the safe and get the jewelry

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while McPherson and I take care
of those comic book Sherlocks.

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Gosh, I hope nothing happens.

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What kind of talk is that?

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What could happen?

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Go ahead, tell me,
what could happen?

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Nothing, I guess.

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Well, then, go ahead, go ahead.

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Ah, solid gold.

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Worth a fortune.

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How are you fixed for blades?

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You better look.

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Aw, shut up.

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Hey, fellas, cut out the racket,
will you, please?

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Yipe!

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Help!

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Ow! Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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"You silly fools.
I've moved the jewels.

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The Earl."

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Oh, drat him.

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In here.
All right.

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What's the matter with you?

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Nobody robbing anything in here.

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Hey, I'm getting tired.
Let's relax.

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Gho... Gho... Gho...

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Uh-oh. You need
bicarbonate.

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What's the matter with you?
You crazy or something?

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What's the matter,

187
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you crazy or something?

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Why don't you mind
your own business?

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I just said that.

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What's going on here?

191
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How are you fixed for blades?

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You better look.

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Uh-oh, wrong door.

194
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Larry, there's something
going on downstairs.

195
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I'm glad I'm up here
where it's safe.

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This little marble
will come in handy.

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That ought to take care
of any visitors.

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Move over.

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Look what you did to the covers.

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Ah.

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Say, you ought to see
your dentist.

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Why don't you get to sleep?

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Hey, fellas,
open the door, it's me!

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It's Larry!

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Hey, I got the knickknacks.
They're in there.

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The guy with
the big teeth took them.

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Oh, you're crazy.
He's right...

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Somebody stole our bed.

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It's worth a king's ransom.

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It's solid gold.
Ah-ha!

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I caught you stealing
red-handed.

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I'm gonna call the police.

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You won't live to.

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Operator, get me the police.
Get me...

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Hurry up, open that door.

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Ow!

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Uh-oh. I'll fix him.

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Get away from that door
or I'll shoot.

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Get away.

220
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It's him again.
Come here.

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Ow! Oh!

222
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We got him.

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Ah!
I'm sorry, Moe.

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We didn't mean it.
You dough-heads.

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Oh!
Oh!

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Ah!

227
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Good work, Larry.
Attaboy.

228
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:08,156
Hey. Hey, what happened?
Hey, Larry.

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Ow!

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Now, get over to the bed.

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Ooh! I got him.

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Oh!

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Angus!

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00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,409
McPherson!

235
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You look better with it on.

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The dame with the swag.
Get her.

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Wait a minute! Hey!

238
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Let me go! Let me go!

239
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,956
Lorna, what's going on here?

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No!

241
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My antiques, my treasures.

242
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,195
Hey, we got the other
two crooks upstairs.

243
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,020
Yeah, Angus and McPherson have
been cleaning out the place.

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The room on the right, officer.

245
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,572
So that's what you've
been doing, Lorna.

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Officer, take her away.

247
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Lads, I'm a grateful man,

248
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,146
and it is only fitting
that I reward you.

249
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Oh, that ain't necessary.
Ah, but I will.

250
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,616
Come on.

251
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,552
The Scotch broth, lads.

252
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,754
And this time
we'll really drink it,

253
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:15,591
for you proved there are no
ghosts in Glenheather Castle.

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00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,726
How are you fixed for liquor?

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00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,750
You better look.